100% Australian Secret Tactical Private Investigator Coffee Mug
for Licensed Under Cover Agents
Explains precisely what you do without you saying a word, 24 / 7!
Original Australian Investigation Memorabilia Collectors item with Australian Security Academy Logo only 100 manufactured.
Available in a handy two pack for the serious Undercover Investigator / coffee consumer.
Tactical PI Coffee Mug set $54.95 GST inc Free Express Post within Australia.
Tactical advantages of this versatile, must have valuable and unique Private Investigator Accessory:
Accepts tea, coffee, milk, sugar, alcohol, fruit juice, lemonade, cyanide and most sparkling mineral waters.
User’s DNA and finger prints stick to it on time every time.
Water resistant to 8.5 fathoms.
Remains totally stationary unless operated.
Can be used to tap out Morse Code in 16 different languages.
No electricity, solar or batteries required.
Operational in extreme temperatures from -25C to + 48C
Invisible to radar and sonar.
Lethal sharp edges can be instantly created for self defence, dramatic diversion or cable tie and rope escape.
After any or all of the following are consumed from it; scotch, vodka, cold beer, gin, wine or champagne; your investigation stories become more interesting, intriguing, believable and revered.
Caution – Avoid mixing Truth Serum at those times.
Warning- only fill from the top end. Not suitable for unlicensed plain ordinary every day citizens. This product concept can add instant and substantial sex appeal to the owner. Not to be displayed publicly when on active field duty. Consume coffee from this device responsibly!